February 2012
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January 2012
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August 2011
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May 2011
3 posts
April 2011
5 posts
Posting two vids this week...
Yay! The music Video for It’s Only a Story and the short film Josie McMichael is a Goddamn Liar should be up this week. They both look rad so I am pretty excited.
Another two films will be put up in the next few weeks. I have been kind of on a filming spree with my team lately. Good times ahead.
Just saw the first cut...
…Of the music video I directed. Very happy. Very excited. Yeah buddy.
March 2011
2 posts
Been a busy month.
5 shoots down. 3 to go. Here are the bullet-points to my month:
Worked with Dawson again. James Van Der Beek is the man. Don’t fuck with Van Der Beek.
Directing my first music video.
I acted in a short where I was a closeted gay guy who is cheating on his girlfriend with a guy. Also, his girlfriend is secretly a cross-dressing man. It was interesting.
DP’ed a short film about a...
February 2011
12 posts
“Just because you made her try to kill herself doesn’t mean she won’t...”
– Michelle (Skins)
WatchCheck it out. Yellowcard - “For you and your denial” Directed by Chris Marrs Piliero. Co-edited by the two of us.
A (text)Conversation with Steph-o-matic
Me: She’s cool. I’d date her. I mean… I’m not going to… but I mean she doesn’t annoy me.
Steph: Haha.
Me: Yup. She’s….nice.
Steph: You’re going to have sex with her, aren’t you?
Me: ;)
My Dreams always...
… End in one of three ways.
1. I fight crime as a super hero.
2. I have sex in a public restroom with a random person.
3. I have sex in a public restroom with a random superhero. - This last one is as awkward as it sounds. Yuppers.
A (TEXT) Conversation with Brent... VALENTINE'S...
Chris: You want to practice tonight?
Brent: I can’t. It’s St. Patrick’s day and I have a date with a leprechaun.
Chris: It’s Valentine’s Day.
Brent: Awwwwwwwwwww, dammit!
On set for "I Like it Rare" today...
…and Tony Mitchell introduced me to apples with peanut butter. Not bad…
I have not slept much this week.
I have been averaging 2 hours a day.
It’s funny because I always wanted to be constantly working on projects. I think the problem is I am doing so while going to school and working 30 hours a week. Either way, I am super excited for everything that I have been able to be a part of over the past 7 days and my only hope is that this trend continues. Although working the Ke$ha video was pretty...
A (phone) Conversation with Miss Holiday
Miss Holiday: I need to get off the phone.
Chris: Wait - You want to hear the story of how I lost my virginity?
Miss Holiday: No.
Chris: Well, I was 17-
Miss Holiday: Stop.
Chris: -And I was watching Armagadeon…
Miss Holiday: Chris, I don’t want to hear this!
Chris: …And it was that part at the end, where Bruce Willis is about to die…
Miss Holiday: I’m going...
January 2011
1 post
WatchThis is the Trailer for “Redheaded Muse”, a short film I shot a couple of months ago. It was written & directed by Zach Seemayer. I was the principle camera op.
December 2010
1 post
So despite the fact that I am losing my...
November 2010
1 post
I can make my life a movie.
So, Courtney was leaving my house… we stood outside talking… this is the end of the conversation… in script form.
FADE IN:
EXT. CHRIS’S HOUSE - DAY
We find Chris and Courtney in mid-conversation.
COURTNEY I have to be somewhere soon so, I guess I should go.
CHRIS Yeah, that’s a good idea.
Courtney takes a step forward and hugs Chris. Mid-embrace Chris...
October 2010
2 posts
Here is a song the best exemplifies the upcoming...
Good stuff, The Office...
“Now do the Swedish Chef”
“I am unfamiliar with him. What provence is he from?”
“He lives on Sesame Street, DUMBASS!”
September 2010
1 post
My life long goals
(as written in a chat to a friend)
I do grip for porno at a $300/day day rate
I do that for 3 months.
save up 10 grand
and put that towards an amazing movie
get into sundance
score a deal with fox searchlight
and release the biggest indie film to date… (it will beat Juno’s 70 million
then go on to direct spiderman 5
then have my breakdown
write an album while...
July 2010
9 posts
“Why should I listen to you anyway? You’re a virgin who can’t...”
– Clueless, suckas! What?
A funny conversation with Zach Seemayer
(Not verbatim… but the gist.)
Chris: I need to find a job. I am totally running out of money.
Zach: I know what you mean. Today I felt so bad. I didn’t have enough money… to pay my maid.
Chris: Are you fucking kidding me?!
Zach: I really didn’t have enough cash.
Chris: That is not a normal person problem.
“Why don’t you just blow me and smile like I deserve it!”
– Mel Gibson… WTF!!!!???
“I was born in 200 log cabins!”
– Abraham Lincoln-bot with split personalities, all Lincoln.
Futurama.
“The character’s kind of gay but that’s okay because I’m gay....”
– Apparently, said during a critique of my script during my intro to scriptwriting class.
“Her smile… It’s like her teeth were made of sunshine… and now...”
– Party Down
“That’s the thing about being a smurf… I mean what’s point of...”
– Donnie Darko
“Look at that ass. Fantastic. I’ll will save her for later… or I will...”
– Red Dead Redemption
Pretty cool.
Got to film/meet/semi-hang out with Taking Back Sunday this week.
It’s really cool because I got to see the original line-up 8 years ago. I don’t know many people that got to see that. I was super excited that the original lineup was back and was determined to see their only west coast show.
You can see how awesome it was for me to give my ticket away and work for them. Best job I...
June 2010
1 post
“Guess who just killed a woodchuck with his bare feet?” - Zap Brannigan”
May 2010
1 post
I felt like recording something… and here it...
March 2010
2 posts
“Over the Counter”
Yet another demo....
So I am feeling nostalgic. I decided to put up an...