Man… We really need to grow up.
Thing said to me at a party.
Her: I refuse to say “nipple”. I’m a feminist.
Me: Men have nipples. They’re not really gender specific.
She slowly walks away.
End.
Why can’t I write a song like this…?!?!?!?!?!?
This is literally the hottest, nerdiest thing I have ever seen.
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